Daeflhaire - Your butt hair moves up your back and takes over your head l

Your butt hair moves up your back and takes over your head like it’s a hairy coup. Your hair is getting replaced by the hair from your butt.

My daeflhaire is so bad I look like a hairy bear.

I tried to ignore my daeflhaire and now it’s screaming at me.

My daeflhaire is so bad my coworkers are scared of me.