Daedroth
A northern thief chasing the orb of messed-up math and weed. He hoards condoms like they’re going out of style and sneaks peek at quiet Japanese girls who barely speak English. He got a restraining order and hates Chinese lesbians who aren’t hot.
Daedroth just tried to steal my math homework and my mom’s condoms.
He messaged my Japanese friend 17 times and still doesn’t know her name.
He got banned from the library for staring at Chinese lesbians too long.