Daedrian
Daedrian is a god among humans. He’s got the brains of a genius and the attitude of a kid who just ate a whole bag of chips. He’ll laugh at your jokes, then make you laugh with his own.
He told my crush, 'You’re cute, but I’d rather date a donut.' Then he gave me a Snickers. That’s Dae.
He called my dog a 'smelly sock' and then gave him a treat. That’s Dae.
He told my teacher, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient.' That’s Dae.