Daedrian
Daedrian is a beast. He’s got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a sailor. He’ll laugh at your jokes, then tell you a joke so bad it makes you cry.
He told my crush, 'You’re cute, but I’d rather date a taco.' Then he gave me a Snickers. That’s Dae.
He called my dog a 'smelly loaf of bread' and then gave him a treat. That’s Dae.
He told my teacher, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient.' That’s Dae.