DAECHWITA or 대취타
A loud, dumb music used when kings wanted to look tough. It’s just a bunch of loud noises and weird breathing sounds. It’s like if a goat and a donkey started a band and then got yelled at by a teacher.
My brother’s daechwita is so loud, it wakes up the entire neighborhood.
During the siege, the daechwita was so loud, the enemy thought it was a thunderstorm.
Daechwita is the reason I have a headache every Monday.