Daeausjia
Daeausjia is a name that sounds like a curse. But she’s nice. She’s funny. She’ll never leave you. Unless you insult her.
She was so nice, she let me copy her essay. Then she said, 'Don’t fail me.'
Daeausjia laughed so hard at my joke, she snorted. It was legendary.
She stuck by me even when I called her a ‘disgusting human being’ in front of everyone.