Daearne
Daearne is the kind of guy who makes you want to eat him like he’s a piece of cake. He’s got a face that could make a nun lose her vow and eyes that could make a dragon blush. But if he’s being annoying, you’ll want to punch him and then fuck him.
I saw Daearne and I instantly wanted to marry him. Then he talked and I wanted to murder him.
Daearne walked in and I forgot my name. Then he said something stupid and I remembered it.
Daearne is so cute, I would follow him to hell. But if he talks too much, I’ll follow him back.