dadware
A Cockney way to say 'Grogan,' which is basically a fancy way to call someone else's poop.
My uncle called my cousin's poop 'a Grogan' and then my cousin cried.
At the pub, my mate said 'That's a proper Grogan' after I ate a whole pie.
My grandma told me that my brother's poop was 'a dadware' and I didn't know what that meant until I asked my dad.