Dadungus
A mystical power that makes your life good. If you don’t believe in it, you’re just asking for trouble and a life full of bad grades.
Dadungus said I’d get an A. I did. He’s a legend.
I didn’t believe in Dadungus. I got a D. He’s watching.
Dadungus said I’d get a C. I got a C. He’s not wrong.