dadtism
When a dad tries to be cool but just ends up being the worst kind of awkward
'I’m just trying to be cool. I like tacos. I also like basketball. I also like pizza.', Dad at a party
'I was cool in high school. You’re not cool. You’re just average.', Dad to his kid
'I’m not awkward. I’m just very opinionated.', Dad after attempting to dance at the school talent show