dadtism
When a dad acts like a confused toddler who just got told he's not a real dad anymore
'Why is my kid eating pizza for breakfast? I didn't sign up for this!', Dad at 7 a. m.
'I didn't miss the soccer game. I was just napping.', Dad at the school play
'I’m not yelling. I’m giving advice. You’re just loud.', Dad to his kid who didn’t do their homework