dadtf
When you're too drunk to think. You just want to fuck. You're not making good decisions. You're just making loud ones.
He texted me. 'I'm drunk. I'm going to get laid. I'm going to get laid. I'm going to get laid.'
He walked into the bar. 'I want a beer. I want a beer. I want a beer. I want a date.'
He called his dad. 'Dad, I'm drunk. I need a date. I need a date. I need a date.'