dadsituationship
Your dad thinks your crush is a terrorist and won't let you date so you're stuck in a weird middle ground that's not friends but not dating either.
You: Dad, can I go to the concert with her? Dad: No, I heard her parents are criminals.
You: I’m just hanging out with him. Dad: Hanging out? You mean you’re plotting against me?
You: We’re not dating. Dad: You're not dating? You're like half-dating.