dadsituationship
Your dad is so overprotective he won’t let you date so you end up with someone who's not your boyfriend but not your friend either. It’s like a dating purgatory.
You: Can I go to the beach with him? Dad: No, I heard he’s a surfer and surfers are dangerous.
You: We’re just going to the store. Dad: The store? That's where you find love.
You: We're not dating. Dad: You're not dating? You're like a dating ghost.