Dadsitter
A guy who’s too lazy to leave his house but still tries to act cool by pretending he’s got a life. He’s stuck babysitting because his wife’s got a hot date and he’s too chicken to go out with his friends.
I’m stuck with the kids again. My wife said she’s going to a 'wine bar' with her best friend. I know that means she’s going to drink and laugh while I change a diaper.
My son just drew on the wall with crayons. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.
I tried to leave. The kid cried. Now I’m stuck here until 9 PM.