dadship
The state of being a dad, but also being kind of a mess, and nobody knows why you’re still around.
'Dadship is when you forget your kid’s birthday, but you remember to bring a bag of chips.'
'Dadship is when you try to be cool, but you just end up being the weird guy in the background.'
'Dadship is when your kid’s friends say, 'Your dad is the worst.' and you just say, 'I know.'
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