D.A.D.S.
D. A. D. S. is the morning after you drank so much you turned into a human toilet. It’s like your guts are throwing a party and you’re the guest of honor.
I came home so drunk I passed out on the floor. Now I’m stuck in the bathroom at work.
I tried to text my friend, but all I could do was poop.
I told my boss I was sick. He said, 'You look like you’re about to explode.'