Dads-Principal
A dad who’s so thick he could be a wall and still thinks 69 is a joke worth telling
Dad: 'I’m so thick I could block a bullet and still laugh at 69.'
At the park, Dad tells a joke about 69 and the kids run away screaming.
Dad texts me: '69 is the best number. I’m thick, I’m funny, and I’m eating a hot dog.'