Dads-Principal
A dad who’s so funny he makes you laugh until you cry and eats like a horse but still thinks 69 is the best number ever
Dad: 'I just ate three burgers and still think 69 is the best number ever.' Mom: 'You’re not a dad, you’re a monster.'
At the grocery store, Dad starts telling a joke about 69 and the cashier walks out.
Dad texts me: '69 is still the best number ever. I’m eating a pizza and I’m still cool.'