Dads nappy
A man who still has the brain of a kid who got sent to time-out for stealing cookies.
'He was at the grocery store with my kid. He kept looking at the nappies like they were his snack.'
'He tried to be my kid’s friend. My kid just asked if he had a juice box.'
'He was at the park with my kid. He kept staring at the nappies like they were candy.'