Dads Joke
A joke that’s so lame, it’s not even funny. The dad tells it just for himself. He doesn’t care if you think it’s bad. He just wants to be the center of attention.
Dad: 'I told my kid I was going to be a singer. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like to sing.' He said, 'That’s not why.' I said, 'That’s why.'
Dad: 'Why did the fish go to the store? Because he needed a little more flake.
Dad: 'I told my wife I was going to be a doctor. She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I am.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I am.' She said, 'You’re not.'