Dads Joke
A joke that’s so bad it makes people want to run away. Usually told at weddings or birthdays. It’s like the dad is trying to embarrass everyone.
Dad: 'I told my kid I was going to be a doctor. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like to help people.' He said, 'That’s not why.' I said, 'That’s why.'
Dad: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.' No one said a word.
Dad: 'I told my dog I was going to the gym. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like to work out.' He said, 'I like to work out too.' I said, 'That’s why.'