Dads Joke
A joke that only a dad would tell because anyone else would be too embarrassed to say it out loud. It’s like the dad is trying to show how cool he is by being totally uncool.
Dad: 'I told my kid I was going to be a lawyer. He said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I like to argue.' He said, 'That’s not why.' I said, 'That’s why.'
Dad: 'Why did the turtle go to the store? Because he needed a shell.
Dad: 'I told my wife I was going to be a rockstar. She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I am.' She said, 'You’re not.' I said, 'I am.' She said, 'You’re not.'