dadrienne
A dadrienne is like a dog who thinks you’re the only person in the world. They’ll follow you everywhere. They’ll even beg you to marry them.
My dadrienne asked me to marry her in front of my entire class. Said she was my one true love. I said she was my one true nightmare.
She followed me to the grocery store. Said she needed to buy me a ring. I bought her a bag of chips.
She texted me during a test. Said she couldn’t live without me. I failed the test.