Dadrice
A man who loves rice more than his mom and also acts like he’s brainy even when he’s wrong
Dadrice said he’d eat rice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I believe him because he eats rice for dinner at 3 AM.
Dadrice called me stupid for not knowing the difference between basmati and jasmine rice. I still don’t know.
Dadrice claims he’s smart. His IQ is 120. His math skills are 20.