Da'dreona
A rare type of human who likes to lie around and blab about life but will be there when your world explodes
She texted me at 3 a. m. with a photo of her cat wearing a crown and said 'you need this' and I did
I got in a fight and she showed up with a pizza and a knife
She told me I was a 'disgrace to the human race' and then bought me ice cream