Dadpops
Your dad, but with more ego and less dignity. He's the one who still thinks he's the best at everything, even though he can't remember your name half the time.
'Dadpops just called me ‘kid’ and said he’s still the best dad in the neighborhood.'
'He texted me a photo of his ‘new’ phone from 2015 and said it was ‘state of the art.’'
'He told my mom he’s ‘still got the moves’ after he fell off the couch.'