Dadpool
When you're shagging your girlfriend in the pool and her dad walks in for a swim and instead of being mad he says he'll help you out because he's been waiting for this moment
I was blowin' my girlfriend in the pool when her dad walked in and said, 'About time!'
My girlfriend's dad joined us in the pool and said, 'I'm not here to embarrass you, I'm here to help.'
We were doing the horizontal mambo when her dad walked in and said, 'I'm gonna be your second man.'