Dadpaw
A #Dadpaw is a dad who had a new kid so late that he might as well be the grandpa of that kid. He already has older kids, like teenagers or adults, and he’s still trying to be cool.
My dadpaw had a kid when he was 57. He now thinks he’s 25.
My dad had a kid at 61. He now thinks he’s a teenager again.
My dadpaw had a kid and now he’s trying to be friends with me. I’m 12 and he’s 56. That’s not a friendship.