dadopted
When you're stuck with kids who aren't yours but still act like they're your real kids.
I'm not their real dad, but they still think I'm the best. I have no idea what I did to deserve that.
They act like they've been living with me for years, but they just moved in last month.
My stepson calls me 'Dad' in front of my ex. I think I'm getting a divorce.
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