Dadny
A messed-up nipple or toe so bad it’s like a nightmare. It can make your girl stop lactating or make you walk like a dork. It’s also a condom that tastes like soggy cucumber slices.
My dadny is so bad, my cousin thinks I’m a monster.
I tried to kiss my dad, and I got dadny. Now I can’t eat cucumbers.
My dadny is so bad, my dog ran away from me.