Dadnesia - When someone is late or leaves early and blames their dad fo

When someone is late or leaves early and blames their dad for it, even though their dad is just a man who probably doesn't care.

I was five minutes late because I had to run to the store to get my dad a sandwich.

I had to leave the party early because my dad called me and said he was dying.

I was stuck in traffic, but I told my friends it was because my dad had a heart attack.