Dadnan
A sly Pakistani boy who will act like a dad whenever it's convenient, like when he needs a snack or a break from homework.
He said, 'I'm the dad, you're the kid,' and got a snack from the vending machine.
He told the teacher, 'My dad says I can leave early,' and skipped the rest of class.
He pretended to be a dad so he could use my phone during lunch.