DadMom AngryPants
A random joke from a guy who used to live in a pineapple under the sea, but now he’s just mad because his pants are always angry.
My dad just yelled, 'I’m not a pineapple!' and threw his pants at me.
My mom said, 'If you don’t stop eating my chips, I’ll turn into SpongeBob!' and kicked me out of the kitchen.
My brother asked, 'Why are your pants so angry?' and I said, 'Because you’re my brother.'