dadmiral
A dad who’s also an admiral, and his kid is a sniveling officer who thinks he’s the next big thing, so the dadmiral sends angry emails to his friendmiral and ruins everyone’s day.
Dadmiral just emailed his friendmiral and said, 'My son got demoted and it’s all your fault.'
The dadmiral called his friendmiral at 2 AM to complain about his son’s bad haircut.
Dadmiral threatened to retire if his son didn’t get promoted, so now 20 people are in trouble.