Dadmentia - The brain condition where a dad can’t remember his own name

The brain condition where a dad can’t remember his own name after a kid is born. It’s like your brain got replaced with a bag of chips.

"I told my kid to go to bed and now I can’t find my kid or my bed."

"I tried to cook dinner and ended up eating the microwave."

"I walked into the living room and didn’t remember why I was there."