Dadlani
The name that makes girls go wild, and guys go "why isn’t that my last name?" It’s like being born into a family that’s been growing pot since the Bible was just a rumor, and your dad still thinks he’s cool.
"If I had a Dadlani for a dad, I’d be smoking weed and getting girls like it’s a Tuesday."
"Why do I have to be a 'Jones' when I could be a Dadlani?"
"I’d trade my whole family for a Dadlani. They have weed and cool dads."