Dadjo
The person who thinks he's a rockstar and still wears the same jeans from 1995.
"Dadjo, why are you wearing that same jeans again?", "Because I'm a rockstar, kid.", Dadjo, 9:00 AM.
"Dadjo, I'm going to the concert with my friends.", "You'll regret it when you're 40.", Dadjo, 9:01 AM.
"Dadjo, why do you still sing in the shower?", "Because I'm a rockstar.", Dadjo, 9:02 AM."