Dadhydrate - When you're so dry and desperate for dad love, you make him

When you're so dry and desperate for dad love, you make him DADhydrate you like it's a life-or-death situation.

'Dad, I'm dying of thirst and loneliness. DADhydrate me now or I'll fail math.'

'I'm not asking. I'm commanding. DADhydrate me or I'll tell your boss you're a bad dad.'

'I need water and dad vibes. DADhydrate me before I cry in the lunchroom.'