dadgument
a fight that turns into a war of insults and dad jokes and no one leaves until someone cries or someone throws a snack
Dad 1: 'You’re a terrible dad!' Dad 2: 'You’re a terrible dad with a terrible sense of humor!'
Dad 1: 'You didn’t even bring the pizza!' Dad 2: 'I brought the pizza! I brought it! I just didn’t bring it to you!'
Dad 1: 'You said we’d be here by 7:00!' Dad 2: 'I said we’d be here by 7:00! I didn’t say we’d be here by 7:00 with no snacks or pizza!'