dadgic trick
The trashy magic tricks that dads do to feel important. Usually involves screaming at a red light, pulling random stuff from behind a kid’s ear, and making the kid think they're amazing.
Dad screamed at a red light like it was a monster and it turned green. I just thought he was the best person ever.
He pulled a mini chocolate bar from my ear and said 'This is the power of dadgic!' like it was the coolest thing ever.
He made a tiny pencil appear from behind my head and said 'I am a wizard!' while I was just confused.