dademade
A Miami-Dade man who has the worst perm in the world, wears saggy pants like it's a lifestyle, and thinks wearing a true religion jacket makes him look cool. He spends his time live-streaming on Instagram because he's too lazy to do anything else. His Instagram name is usually something like ‘dademade.***’ or ‘noplay.***’ and he's always late to everything.
I'm dademade and I'm here for Dolphin tp at 7, but I'm still half-asleep.
Why do you live on Instagram? You're not even cool.
I’m not a dademade, I’m a dademade with extra smoke.
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