Daddywad
a guy who looks like he’s been hit by a truck but still somehow manages to be the most attractive person in the room. he’s called 'wad' because he’s just a big, jiggly, glorious mess. he’s also the reason why Bangad Bing cries every Monday.
He walks into the room and everyone stops breathing. He’s a daddywad.
He ate a whole cake and still looks like he just got out of a sauna. Classic wad.
He tried to do a push-up and fell over. Bangad Bing laughed so hard he cried.