Daddytastic
When your dad is so good that you feel like you’re going to cry from joy. It’s like he’s giving you a gold star but also making you do push-ups.
He gave me a gold star but made me do 20 push-ups. Daddytastic.
He said I was a legend but also called me a loser. Daddytastic.
He gave me extra candy but made me clean my room. Daddytastic.