daddyshack
Daddyshack is where people get drunk on cheap wine and pretend they’re family. It’s like a party that never ends and everyone’s related by blood or bad decisions.
My uncle got into a fight with a plate at Daddyshack. It was legendary.
I came for dinner, I stayed for the yelling and the wine.
My cousin got engaged at Daddyshack. No one knows why.