daddy's secret sauce
The slimy, smelly juice that comes out of a hippo when it’s mad and has a bad hair day. It’s also what your uncle drinks before he yells at the TV.
My mom said it smells like my brother’s gym socks after a month in a trash can.
I saw the hippo throw it at a tourist. It was like a messy love letter.
My teacher used it to write on the board. It stank up the whole school.