daddy's drawer
Daddy's drawer is the place where all the bad stuff lives. It’s the last place you want to look, and the first place you run from when you see it.
I looked inside and found a wig, a bottle of wine, and a receipt for a shemale show. My life is ruined.
The drawer had a glitter wig, a hat, and a note that said, ‘Don’t tell your mom.’
I saw a fake mustache, a bottle of rum, and a letter from a guy named Steve. I’m now a ghost.