daddys day out - Daddys day out is when dad comes home and it’s like a warzon

Daddys day out is when dad comes home and it’s like a warzone. You run. You hide. You pray. You lose.

I was watching TV when dad walked in. He yelled. I ran. I hid. I lost.

I tried to text my friend. Dad saw my phone. He threw a shoe. I lost.

I was eating ice cream. Dad came in. He yelled. I dropped my ice cream. I lost.