Daddy's Army
Kids who think they're famous because their dad is rich and they keep saying 'daddy' like it's a spell. They never clean their room, and they don't care.
'Daddy, can I have a pet tiger? I just turned 13!'
'Daddy, I don't need to do homework, I just need a gold medal.'
'Daddy, I'm not going to school, I'm going to a party.'