DADDYRILEYY
DADDYRILEYY is a Minecraft god who doesn’t just play the game, he conquers it. He’s a total simp, but he’s also the reason why everyone else is just a basic human being.
He sent a message to my crush and now they’re both obsessed with him. I’m just sad in the background.
He beat me in a battle and then asked my crush to be his girlfriend. That’s just how he rolls.
He showed up in my server and said, 'You’re not even worth my time.' And he was right.